I CANNOT BELIEV
HOW DUMB IS TEXAS
perks of dating me: u will be the hot one
my mom once told me about how her friend’s daughter was once in a weird relationship with an older man who got off on paying her bills
like he would give her a credit card and would totally find sexual pleasure in going over all the purchases she made with his money
but they hardly ever talked or saw each other
and the story still sits with me because i think that’s like fairytale kinds of magic right there
WHY ARENT WE TALKING ABOUT THIS
MY JAW DROPPED WOW
I don’t even need to know the story behind this picture it just makes me very happy
Captain Narcolepsy on a quest for some ‘snooze time’
Filed under: Actors who are secretly their characters
Chris Pratt is actually the nicest most humble celebrity in the world. Fact.
isn’t it weird to think that if you were raised differently, if you lived somewhere else, if you said yes to that boy who asked you out in eighth grade, or if you played a different sport your life would be completely different? One little thing, one little choice can change your entire life.
I bought my friend an elephant for their room.
They said “Thank you.”
I said “Don’t mention it.”
In case you still don’t understand how badly women have had it, when anaesthetic was first invented doctors weren’t allowed to give it to women who were giving birth because the church said that the pain of childbirth was God punishing women for not being men