*writes on piece of paper*
Cher, *insert crush’s name* je vous aime beaucoup et je prie Dieu que vous ne connaissez pas le français.
Dear , *insert crush’s name* I love you a lot and I’m praying to god you don’t know French.
instead of worrying about how many followers you have, pretend that’s what year it is. 1942 followers? congratulations it’s world war II. 306? wow, constantine just became the leader of the roman empire. More than 2014? incredible you’re in the future
currently at: hey anybody wanna go to bethlehem, i hear there’s like a king baby idk maybe it’ll be fun
that girl you just called fat? who cares about her backstory, you just shouldn’t be a dick to people
like do we really need a tragic story to get people to stop being mean to each other wtf
my neighbors are making s’mores and i heard one of them shout “HOLY SHIT IT’S ON FIRE” then a s’more smacked onto my window and slowly fell down
My dad is like “I hope you get a boyfriend who likes to fish I WILL TAKE HIM FISHING” and then sorta stopped and was like “Or a girl I dont care I want to take theM FISHING”